老實說，我已經忘記 由周約翰、凱爾朋.蘇雷什.默迪與尼爾.派屈克.哈里斯主演的
電影《豬頭漢堡飽2》（Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay，
2008 ）到底在演些什麼。
不過印裔美籍的庫馬對披著婚紗的心上人念的《根號 3》倒是念念不忘！
我害怕我會一直是孤獨的根號 3
3 代表了所有的美好與正義
但為什麼我的 3 要被困在萬惡的根號底下
反而我希望我是數字 9
因為 9 透過快速的運算就能擺脫根號邪惡的把戲
我知道若作為 1.7321 我將不得見天日 這就是我的樣子，悲哀的無理數
聽！我看到了什麼
另一個根號 3
輕輕的踏著華爾茲而來
相聚後我們相乘
得出我們喜歡的一個數字
像整數般快樂
我們從我們的致命束縛中解脫
隨著魔杖的揮舞
我們的根號被掀開
而我的愛也煥然一新
The Square Root of 3
I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root three [m[m
A three is all that's good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath a vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine.
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality .
When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three
Has quietly come waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number weprefer,
Rejoicing as an integer.
We break free from our mortal bonds
And with a wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
And love for me has been renewed.
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